"I will'" promised Michael. "Remember
to be very careful with it and never pick it up by its tail."
"I won't," said Michael. "Will that hurt it?"
"Not only that," said his father solemnly. "Its eyes will drop out!"
"Really!" said Michael. He was astonished. "I'll be very careful then."
Michael made a bed of wood shavings for the guinea pig. He went to the
pet shop and chose a brown guinea pig.
The pet shop owner said' "You can give
him fruit, raw vegetables and cornflakes. Oh, and by the way, don't
hold him up by his tail or his eyes will fall out."
"I know that," said Michael. On the way home he wondered how a guinea
pig's eyes could fall out.
Carefully he picked up the small animal and looked at its face. Its
eyes seemed quite ordinary and normal. He was very careful and felt
a little scared in case he touched its tail by accident. Where was
this dangerous tail?
He looked at the guinea pig carefully. He couldn't
find any tail at all!
At last, Michael ran inside the house. "There is something wrong with
my guinea pig," he said to his mother. "It doesn't have a tail!"
His mother laughed and laughed. "Guinea
pigs don't have tails," she said. "It's an old joke".
"You were all teasing me," said Michael, feeling a little foolish.
But then he managed to laugh at himself, and lovingly carried
his pet back to its new home to play with it.
Adapted from ANA exemplars.